belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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