Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
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