Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
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I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
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The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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