She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
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the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
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i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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