Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
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He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
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I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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