i think my tv is drunk
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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