I like to think it a success when the cops are called
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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