I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
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Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
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The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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