she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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