How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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