Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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