is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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