I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
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i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
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And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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