I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
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i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
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I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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