Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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