It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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