my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
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