Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
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I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Every concussion has its silver lining
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
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Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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