Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
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