I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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