If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
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I intend to get homeless drunk
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
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We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
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