I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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