Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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