Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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