I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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