Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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