His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
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Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
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plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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