brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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