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You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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