He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
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Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
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Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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