Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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