I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
jump out the window naked night went bad
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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