Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Enjoy the penises
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
Randomize
