i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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