It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
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He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
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He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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