porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
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