So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
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have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
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Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
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