Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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