would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
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God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
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He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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