I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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