Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
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