Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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