How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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