it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
Randomize
