I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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