this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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