After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
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dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
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How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
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you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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