Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
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i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
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I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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