what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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