he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
operation have a gay friend backfired
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
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