He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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