It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
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You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
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I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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