chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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