So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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